Dachshund 'Long Dog Short Patience' Crewneck Sweatshirt

This cozy crewneck brings a warm, quiet humor to everyday wear. A soft cream sweatshirt features a charming illustration of a joyful dachshund and the phrase “Long Dog, Short Patience,” giving it a gentle, tongue-in-cheek personality. It settles into morning coffee runs, slow walks with a stubborn pup, or relaxed weekends at home. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend and ribbed collar feel familiar and comforting against the skin, while the clean crew silhouette layers easily under a jacket or over a tee. Subtle vintage tones in the print keep the look lived-in and approachable—like a favorite sweater that’s equally at ease on a neighborhood stroll or curled up on the couch with your dog.

Product features
- Embroidered decoration available on left, center, large center chest, and both wrists
- Made in Nicaragua; adult sizing
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) blend with tubular (no side seams) construction
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability; gray tear-away label to reduce itch
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints with DTG for other prints

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron